In my vague and fuzzy brain-fogged memory, I remember reading an interview in which someone said her chronic illness was a gift. I don’t remember where I read it, because brain fog.
I don’t want to insult anyone’s coping mechanism, but I can’t really get with thinking of chronic illness as a gift, even though I am trying to be more positive and less Debbie Downer this year.
Here’s the thing: if it’s a gift, we can send it back, right? I hope people who do a lot of online shopping will relate to these.
I’ve never done a four-panel cartoon, so that’s why it has two endings. Please vote for the ending that you like better.
Version 1:
Version 2:
I’m trying to learn these four-panel comics to develop my work and be more like a Real Cartoonist. They look simple but take ages—this one took weeks, because thanks to the Evil Tendinitis, I have to work on everything in short bursts and stretch, apply CBD oil beforehand, ice afterwards, and do exercises for my schlumpy posture. My massage therapist taught me a good trick which might help those of you who cook or do crafts. You soak a washcloth in a bowl of hot water mixed with about 3/4 cup of Epsom salts and then apply it to the sore forearm/hand/whatever. I thought I would share it for those of you who do crafts or cooking.
I wish everyone a low-pain day or even better, a no-pain day! And I hope you all have lots of spoons today! 💚💚💚
Most spoonfully,
Vicki
I vote no 2. We’ve all had those brain fog moments, and definitely wish I could return my chronic illness.
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Haha if only! 🙁🙁🙁
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I’m a little partial to 2.
I understand saying-I’m glad I met so and so or, That I was able to better appreciate X……but, I might return the “gift” and pay the return shipping and restocking fees.
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Haha I totally wouldn’t mind paying the restocking fees as long as they take it back! Not really sure to send it but maybe I will know after I read “Bitten.”
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Lol you did it again, very good one. I like both but maybe more#1 because we usually have to try so many unconventional methods or “treatments” so for once it’s not oil of X or a binaural whatever bowl to align chakras that’s being offered but a good old USPS post office.
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Hahaha binaural whatever bowl for chakra alignment…I have so been there! Aargh!
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Another great cartoons! I like the option 2
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Oh thank you Vlad! Boris happys now. Yet much brain fogs.
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How come I never get your email? They go directly into spam?
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Hey you! I think you have to put me in your address book or put WordPress in your address book. Whatever the address that is sending it…
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hehehehe
I like option 1, unconventional treatments are fun and hilarious.
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Thank you! 😁
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If it was a gift, we could return it. How we all wish that could be true.
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